Autocorrect is so irreverent. I’m a fair weather advocate for autocorrect. Sometimes it’s helpful, and sometimes it changes “bittersweet” to “hitters week,” and I almost don’t see it. It almost made that heartfelt tweet into something incredibly confusing and possibly violent.
I type things about Jesus on my phone all the time because He’s kind of a huge deal. I’ve never, ever, ever typed “Jesus wept.” It’s a good verse but not one I typically share with my friends to encourage them. Still, every single time – every single time – I type “Jesus,” it predicts the next word as ‘wept.”
Obviously my phone doesn’t really understand my faith. I think I need to tell it about how Jesus does so much more for me and all of humanity than weep. Because, really, that’s not the point of it.
Pearl, you need a better understanding of Jesus than that.
She predicts what she thinks I’m going to type next, so I’m just going to let her pick the words of a sentence about Jesus. Let’s see what she thinks. Here’s her sentence suggestion (I picked the top suggestions after “Jesus wept,” one word at a time):
Jesus wept over Jerusalem the time to time and money on the phone with a coffee cup of coffee and tea and coffee and tea and coffee. I saw the pictures of the other person is a time of preparation for the first time but I know that the struggle of high school drama does not compare to the word spoken to you by the way to fix the problem.
Well. That made a lot of sense.
Apparently I tie Jesus in with coffee a lot and talk about high school drama (have I ever typed that?!?!?). I suppose this is just a reminder to check my texts before I send them, making sure that I haven’t said anything atrocious.